1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:02,502 [ambulance siren blaring] 2 00:00:04,003 --> 00:00:05,588 [Lou] Jerry, I'm a reasonable man. 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,215 You're a semi-reasonable man. 4 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:09,676 You talk to Mr. Kramer, I'll talk to Mrs. Kramer, 5 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:11,720 maybe everybody can move an inch or two on this. 6 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,263 Hang on. Who's the lucky guy? 7 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:14,472 None of your business. 8 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:15,974 -You okay? -Yeah. 9 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,100 Okay. 10 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:18,810 [Lou] Jerry, you say that again, 11 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:21,396 I'm going to take you to court for the sport of it. 12 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,740 [Lou] Yeah. 13 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:36,786 Oh, God. 14 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,455 Take any-- Take anything you want. 15 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,290 Wait-- Oh! 16 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:41,541 [elevator bell dings] 17 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,092 [Lou gasping] 18 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:53,303 [Lou grunting] 19 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,476 [Lou gagging] 20 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:18,953 [phone off-hook tone blaring] 21 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:22,499 [woman] Lou? 22 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:25,210 [off-hook tone continues] 23 00:01:27,378 --> 00:01:28,463 Lou? 24 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:30,799 [gasps] Oh! 25 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,717 [screams] 26 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:36,513 [theme song playing] 27 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,231 [Monk] She's always with me. 28 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:32,068 Every time I close my eyes, 29 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,072 she's always 34 years old. 30 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,784 She's always wearing the same dress. 31 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,329 And she's always so-- 32 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,414 [Dr. Kroger] Adrian? 33 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,753 [Dr. Kroger] I have something to say. 34 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,924 It's been four years since you lost Trudy. 35 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,093 That-- that's a long time. 36 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,096 -It is? -Yeah. 37 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:03,683 Have you ever considered dating again? 38 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:05,184 No. 39 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:09,606 I've thought about thinking about it. 40 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:14,027 And, what, you don't follow through because…? 41 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:16,487 It's inconceivable. 42 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,824 I can't think about anything-- 43 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,035 life, other people, 44 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:24,203 until I find out who murdered her. 45 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,624 Adrian? 46 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,126 Adrian? 47 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:34,047 This pebble or something has been driving me crazy all day. 48 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:39,636 W-would you say that Trudy was the perfect woman? 49 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,846 You know that phrase, "my better half"? 50 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:45,099 I never really thought about it much until she died. 51 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,435 She was my better half. 52 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:50,021 I love that phrase. 53 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:51,856 My better half. 54 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,858 My better-- Ah, yes, there it is. 55 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,324 [dramatic theme playing] 56 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,368 That's it? 57 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,496 I have sensitive feet. 58 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,340 Do you have a copy of the case file? 59 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,550 Nope, not an extra one. 60 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,260 We're supposed to have a copy. 61 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,971 Can I ask you something? 62 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,348 Why are you even here? 63 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:28,101 Here because the victim was a friend of the mayor's. 64 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,061 Yeah, I know, they were golfing buddies. 65 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:34,274 His Honor wanted to make sure you didn't screw everything up. 66 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:35,942 The scene is cold. 67 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:37,694 [Disher] Party's pretty much over. 68 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,238 -Went down Monday night. -[Monk] Forty-eight hours. 69 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:43,032 I really need to be here from the beginning. 70 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,201 Adrian, Adrian, that is not true. 71 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:47,578 There must have been a dozen cops through here. 72 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,623 Adrian, you promised the mayor. 73 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:51,833 Okay, look at-- 74 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,042 Look at me. 75 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,752 And stay calm. 76 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,005 Okay? 77 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,507 You're the best. 78 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,639 There was a struggle. 79 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:15,898 The victim was stabbed. 80 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,317 Yeah, that's right. 81 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,901 How do you know he was stabbed? 82 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,570 I mean, he could have been shot. 83 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:23,072 No, you can smell gun powder residue 84 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,825 in a room this size for four days. 85 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,118 You can? 86 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:28,202 He can. 87 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:30,830 And then the victim was strangled too. 88 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:33,624 Yeah. You wouldn't happen to know with what? 89 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,252 Uh, phone cord. 90 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:39,422 You can see, it's-- it's stretched out. 91 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,216 Oh, yeah. 92 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,969 We--we must have missed that. 93 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,766 What happened here? 94 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,517 [Disher] His assistant walked in. 95 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:52,602 She was stabbed too. 96 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:53,770 D.O.A. at hospital. 97 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,021 Two victims. 98 00:05:58,357 --> 00:05:59,901 I wanna see more. 99 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,405 This is all moot, Monk. 100 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,407 We already have a suspect. 101 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:07,825 Who's that? 102 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,452 His name is Lawrence Grayson. 103 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:10,745 Pratt was his attorney. 104 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:13,289 They lost a case about a year and a half ago. 105 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:17,001 I guess, uh, Grayson wasn't a very satisfied client. 106 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,128 A year and a half. 107 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,547 That's what I call holding a grudge. 108 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,509 He burned something? 109 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:26,677 He burned his own file. The guy was a moron. 110 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,846 Duplicate copies all over the office 111 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,890 -he didn't even touch. -Why didn't he… 112 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:33,017 take the file with him and burn it later? 113 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,685 Captain figured he panicked. 114 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,941 [sighs] It doesn't make sense. 115 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:41,484 What doesn't? 116 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,277 The whole thing. 117 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:46,739 I want to talk to this Grayson. 118 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:49,158 Okay. 119 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,535 But I should tell you 120 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,703 Stottlemeyer's not happy you're on the case. 121 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:53,788 Did he say something? 122 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:54,872 He didn't have to. 123 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,583 I've been working with him for four years now. 124 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,001 I know him. 125 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,711 You pick up little signs. 126 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,005 -[dog barking] -[Stottlemeyer] Your name? 127 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,174 -Stuben. -Everything with lawyer's name on, 128 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,052 you bag it-- you don't walk around with it-- you bag it. 129 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,428 -Understood? -Yes, sir. 130 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:10,972 Okay. 131 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:12,723 [dog barking] 132 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,768 How am I doing, Monk? 133 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,562 Fine. 134 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:20,148 If you talk to the mayor, tell him thanks very much 135 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,566 for this vote of confidence. 136 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:24,110 [Grayson] You can't barge in and rip my house apart. 137 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:26,571 Taking a lot of stuff. How do I get this stuff back? 138 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,448 Complete inventory when we're through. 139 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:29,949 Oh, yeah? Calling my lawyer. 140 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,617 [Stottlemeyer] Your lawyer's dead. 141 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,786 -That's why we're here. -[dog barking] 142 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:37,790 Hey, hey, hey, do you mind? 143 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,292 -Police-- -Hey, hang on. 144 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:41,752 Another step, and I'll arrest you for obstruction. 145 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,754 Very impressive collection, Mr. Grayson. 146 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:44,839 Thank you very much. 147 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:47,049 I'm a collector, everything in there's legit. 148 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,427 I got paper on everything in there--it's a hobby. 149 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:51,220 Permitted to have a hobby, am I not? 150 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,556 Excuse me, is that your truck parked out front? 151 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,391 Yeah, that's my truck. 152 00:07:55,474 --> 00:07:58,269 You own your own security company? 153 00:07:58,352 --> 00:07:59,687 Yes, I do. 154 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:02,398 Now why would I kill Lou Pratt? 155 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,442 Okay, he's been my lawyer for 22 years. 156 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,319 There are 4,000 files in that office. 157 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:08,863 The killer went out of his way to burn one of them. 158 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:10,615 -Yours. -Mine? 159 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:13,910 Okay, so he burns my file, so what? 160 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,286 You owed him some money. 161 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:17,788 Yeah, 400 bucks. I'm suing the bitch next door. 162 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:20,082 He screws up the case. I refuse to pay him. 163 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,126 Kill him for 400 bucks, I don't think so. 164 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,252 [dog barking] 165 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,630 Listen, can I have permission to walk my dog? 166 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:27,340 Your guys are making him goofy. 167 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:28,966 -Permission granted. -Thank you. 168 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,969 -[Stottlemeyer] Keep an eye on him. -[door opens] 169 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,221 Here, Bobo. 170 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,847 Come here. 171 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,439 What? 172 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:47,193 That guy… owns a security company. 173 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:50,530 Could have picked any lock in that office. 174 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:53,699 But he broke a window. 175 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,035 Yeah, this guy is not stupid. 176 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:58,162 He knows we know he can pick a lock. 177 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,873 Tried to throw us a curveball. 178 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,545 It doesn't make any sense. 179 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,172 Does everything have to make sense, Monk? 180 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,509 Well, yeah, it kinda does. 181 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,470 -[dog barking] -See that. 182 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,972 They're in my house right now. 183 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,348 Ripping the place apart. 184 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:18,599 It's not my problem. 185 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,226 Your problem when you built 186 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:21,477 that thing, sweetheart. 187 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,563 What is it with you and my garage? 188 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,314 It's over, okay, you lost the case. 189 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,399 [Grayson] Garage. 190 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,109 Shopping mall, it's not a garage. 191 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,235 Oh, come on. 192 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,070 You understand what setback means? 193 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,322 -Rules and regulations? -Is that the neighbor? 194 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,659 Monica Waters. She owns a travel agency in Westbrook Mall. 195 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,160 You're this broken record-- 196 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,204 you just keep going on and on! 197 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,581 You got your own address. 198 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,457 Soon, qualify for its own zip code. 199 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,835 Who are you to talk about regulations? 200 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,087 -[Grayson] Excuse me? -[Monica] Dog of yours, 201 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,880 a public menace-- never on a leash, 202 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,841 and every single kid in the neighborhood 203 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,676 -is frightened to death. -On a leash. 204 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,052 Don't give me that. 205 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,513 Champion show dog here, it's bred for temperament. 206 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,016 Oh, right, right, well, I'll try to remember that 207 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,351 when I have to unfasten his jaw from my leg. 208 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,437 [Monk] Excuse me, this dog is no show dog. 209 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,813 What--what did he say? 210 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,524 Show dogs have to be purebred. 211 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,109 This is not a pure Rottweiler. 212 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:11,444 You can tell by the paws, 213 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,863 they're--they're too big. 214 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,283 [Disher] The paws are too big? 215 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,702 They're too big. 216 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,122 My hero. 217 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:25,249 Okay, Mr. Grayson, 218 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,751 why don't we take that walk? 219 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,045 Love it if you come back and visit me sometime 220 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,963 without that badge-- bring your buddy. 221 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,465 [grumbling] Not a purebred. 222 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,884 -Let's go. -Boy, let's get away from them. 223 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,970 Monk, are you coming? 224 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:41,849 I think I'll… check out the garage. 225 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:53,152 -Are you okay? -Mm. 226 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,114 You know who she looks like in a weird way? 227 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,618 Trudy. 228 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,453 You think? 229 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:03,996 [Sharona] Mm-hmm. 230 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,503 [police radio chatter] 231 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:19,720 [Monica] What's he doing? 232 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,139 [Sharona] It's his thing. 233 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,978 When was it built? 234 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,189 Oh, two years ago. 235 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,440 [Monk] That's about the time 236 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,151 your husband moved out? 237 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,113 How did you know that? 238 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:40,658 Pachysandra under the basketball net. About two years' worth. 239 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:42,701 Wow. 240 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,246 That's twice you've impressed me-- new world record. 241 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,455 I'm Monica. 242 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,457 Monica Waters, and you are? 243 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,043 Um, me-- 244 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,296 Um-- 245 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,340 -Monk. -[Monk] Monk. 246 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,758 Adrian Monk. 247 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,803 Hi. 248 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:02,972 Oh, it's, uh… 249 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,349 It's-- I am-- 250 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,812 Could I take a look inside the garage? 251 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,648 Yeah, sure. You'll need this. 252 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:15,734 Thanks. 253 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:21,991 He's a detective? 254 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,285 Uh, private consultant. 255 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,744 -Is he married? -No. 256 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,329 He's wearing a wedding band. 257 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,708 He thinks about his wife a lot, you know. 258 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,002 -She-- she's deceased. -Oh. 259 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,378 He's germaphobic? 260 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,880 Yup. 261 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,340 With classic obsessive-compulsive tendencies. 262 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,510 How did you know that? 263 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,429 [Monk] Oh, my God! 264 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,473 Oh, my God. 265 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,225 Oh, my God. 266 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,560 What's wrong? 267 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,522 [Monk] It's perfect, it's immaculate. 268 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,065 You see, it's divided 269 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,568 into different sections: 270 00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:02,907 gardening, automotive, 271 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,367 and you made little labels. 272 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,786 So you always know where everything goes. 273 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,747 My husband was very organized. 274 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,582 I guess it kind of rubbed off. 275 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,293 Hold it. 276 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,920 Hold it. 277 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,090 May I? 278 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,932 That's got it. 279 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:30,935 May I say something? 280 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,731 If I ever have a garage, 281 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:38,901 I want it to look just like this. 282 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,947 Well, is there anything else? 283 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,907 Uh, no, no, not really. 284 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:48,953 Okay, well, it was very nice meeting you, Mr. Monk. 285 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,913 Uh-uh, however… 286 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,331 in the future, 287 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,458 I might have quite a few questions. 288 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,169 Okay, so how does that work? 289 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,754 Should I come to your precinct? 290 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,549 Well, no, I don't really have an office there. 291 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:02,758 We could have coffee. 292 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,301 Or… 293 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,594 Or… 294 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,930 Do you eat dinner? 295 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,308 Yes, I've been known to eat dinner. 296 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,479 Do I eat dinner? 297 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,731 Yeah, you eat dinner. 298 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,275 We both eat dinner. 299 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,902 Then it's a date. 300 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,327 It's a date? 301 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,294 [people chattering] 302 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:47,595 Boy, this place has really changed. 303 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:48,887 You've been here before? 304 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,681 We used to come here all the time. 305 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:51,849 You and your wife? 306 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,435 Yeah, it's so different. 307 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,729 That blackboard was over there. 308 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,732 And I think the salt and pepper shakers are new. 309 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,400 Is that it? 310 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:07,364 Yeah, that-- That's it. 311 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,408 You don't like change, do you? 312 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,951 I have no problem with change. 313 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,162 I don't like to be there when it happens. 314 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,246 [scoffs] 315 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,331 Hi, I'm Vicky. 316 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,707 Hi, Vicky, I'm Adrian Monk, 317 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:19,251 and this is Monica Waters. 318 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,628 Hi. 319 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,504 I'll have the Caesar salad and coffee. 320 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,672 Great. 321 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,633 -And I'll have the veal. -Okay. 322 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,469 And, um-- Oh, never mind. 323 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,763 -Okay. -Uh-uh, just wait. 324 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,766 I wonder, could I get separate plates 325 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,477 for the potatoes and the vegetables? 326 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,647 You want them all on separate plates? 327 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,106 Please. 328 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,608 Okay. 329 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,780 You don't like your food to touch. 330 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,407 I believe most people don't like their food to touch. 331 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:54,036 -They don't have the guts to admit it. -[laughs] 332 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,747 And I bet you bring your own silverware. 333 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:57,831 [laughs] 334 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,501 No, please, I'm not a fanatic. 335 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,338 So you said you had quite a few questions. 336 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,964 May have been an exaggeration. 337 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,801 How many do you have? 338 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,678 None. 339 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,054 I have none. 340 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,933 Don't you want to ask me about Grayson, the neighbor from hell? 341 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,685 No. I don't think he did it. 342 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,312 I don't-- I don't buy the motive. 343 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:27,903 Then what are we doing here, Mr. Monk? 344 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,202 I'm not sure. 345 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:41,250 Okay, then I have a question for you. 346 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,835 Sharona said, 347 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,462 after your wife died, you never left the house. 348 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,630 That's not true. 349 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,800 I went outside to get the paper. 350 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:50,968 Twice. 351 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,803 Now you're a famous detective. 352 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:55,389 Oh. Far from famous. 353 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,391 The other cops certainly respect you. 354 00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,143 The mayor calls and depends on you. 355 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,437 You're obviously out of the house. 356 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,938 How did you do it? 357 00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:05,649 Captain Stottlemeyer was worried about me, 358 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,902 and he hired a nurse… 359 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,320 to take care of me. 360 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,031 She showed up one day and just never left. 361 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,201 You got lucky you found the right person. 362 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,579 [scoffs] That's the secret, isn't it? 363 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,585 How long were you married? 364 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,422 Oh, look, a jukebox. 365 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,394 D-7. 366 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,526 ♪ Are the stars ♪ 367 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,029 ♪ Out tonight ♪ 368 00:17:54,239 --> 00:18:00,037 ♪ I don't know if it's cloudy Or bright ♪ 369 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:06,460 ♪ I only have eyes ♪ 370 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:11,799 ♪ For you ♪ 371 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,511 [church bells ringing] 372 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,100 [woman crying softly] 373 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,019 [soft classical music playing] 374 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,780 So how did it go last night? 375 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,865 Fine. 376 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,742 What'd you talk about? 377 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,787 Mostly we talked about me. 378 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,498 She kept asking me questions. 379 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,624 Really? 380 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,378 Yeah. 381 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,465 I think maybe she's interested in me. 382 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,050 Okay. 383 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,136 Is that impossible? 384 00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:00,722 That a woman like her could be interested in me? 385 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,144 Sharona? 386 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,188 I'm thinking. 387 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,069 Talk about nerve. 388 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,406 Kills the guy, then shows up at the funeral. 389 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,491 I don't think he killed anybody. 390 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,618 Did you get a look at that ring he wears? 391 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,036 Guy was a green beret. 392 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,121 So? 393 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,206 You saw the crime scene was a mess. 394 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,376 That was a real struggle. Must have gone on for three minutes. 395 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:35,048 How could a 65-year-old man fight off a former green beret? 396 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,341 He didn't want to die. 397 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,426 [man] Good afternoon. 398 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,845 Thanks for coming. 399 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,889 We gathered today on this sad day 400 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:45,559 to say good-bye to our dear departed friend, 401 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:46,977 Lou Pratt. 402 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,145 [old man coughs] 403 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,731 That a man who committed his life to the principles 404 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:53,025 of reason has been taken from us 405 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,361 -in such an unfair manner… -[coughing continues] 406 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,487 is irony… 407 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,572 [man wheezes] 408 00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,657 …in its most bitter form. 409 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,368 [man] Anyone who knew 410 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:08,165 this tough, hard-nosed attorney 411 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:12,169 knew Lou Pratt's most well-guarded secret. 412 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,298 The man was a teddy bear. 413 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,508 It is why 414 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,594 many of you have come here today… 415 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:21,678 [coughing continues] 416 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,263 …to say good-bye to a man 417 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,057 who was always there for you. 418 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,600 [loud coughing] 419 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,727 As an attorney, Lou Pratt was 420 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,605 a man who always let you know where you stood. 421 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:34,107 Excuse me. Can I help you? 422 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,692 Thanks, we're fine. 423 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,736 Most of us preferred to stand with him, 424 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:38,946 instead of against him. 425 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,114 -[hacking cough] -Sir, please! 426 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,200 Enough is enough! 427 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:46,286 [man] …about Lou was his belief in the concept… 428 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,330 -…of compromise. -[nurse] Thank God. 429 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:52,000 [Monk] Honestly, could you believe this guy? 430 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,543 He's hacking up a lung. 431 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,505 A guy's got his limits, right? That was mine. 432 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,632 Just couldn't help myself. 433 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,634 Do you see how assertive you were? 434 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,010 [speaker continues] 435 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,929 Actually does feel pretty good. 436 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,681 [woman] Oh, no! 437 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,436 [church bell ringing] 438 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,562 [man] Come on. 439 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,648 Two, okay. 440 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,447 Hey, you. 441 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,116 You should be ashamed of yourself. 442 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:25,993 I am, 24/7. 443 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,412 You know what tomorrow is? 444 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,538 Thursday. 445 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,332 Tomorrow is my uncle's birthday. He would've been 90 years old. 446 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,167 [Sharona] Hey! He didn't mean to kill him. 447 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,503 He was coughing on my neck. 448 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:37,629 He was my hero. 449 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,387 I could feel the spray on the back of my neck. 450 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,513 Monk. 451 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,349 Where's Grayson? 452 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,475 He's still inside. 453 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,977 Monk doesn't think he did it. 454 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,103 Oh, really? 455 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,938 Well, this should interest you. 456 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,566 Grayson bought a bunch of knives online a year ago 457 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,276 that match the murder weapon. 458 00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,821 A million people buy knives online. 459 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:06,575 And we know Grayson collects weapons. 460 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:07,784 What do you got? 461 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,870 Something's wrong, Captain. 462 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:12,414 It doesn't make any sense, Captain. Huh? 463 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,166 You got nothing, Monk. 464 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,085 Grayson is the guy. 465 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,212 If I had a farm, I'd bet it. 466 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:22,883 -[Sharona scoffs] -Let's go. I need a shower. 467 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,468 [Sharona] Who needs this? 468 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,307 Okay, Sherman, let's go, come on. 469 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:31,475 [snaps his fingers] 470 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:33,852 Sherman? 471 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,605 Come on, boy, come on. 472 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:37,981 Let's go. 473 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,900 Come on. 474 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,276 [dog barking] 475 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:42,944 Ah, no. 476 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,529 Sherman. 477 00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:46,948 Come on, where are you? 478 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,408 [dog barking] 479 00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:51,286 Here, boy. 480 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,625 Sherman? 481 00:22:57,584 --> 00:23:00,170 -What are you doing in her garage? -[dog growling] 482 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,298 What's wrong, boy? 483 00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:04,883 What's wrong? 484 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,635 [dog whines] 485 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,470 Sherman, what are you doing in here? 486 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:09,846 [barking] 487 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,976 What's going on in here? 488 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,860 [dramatic theme playing] 489 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,115 [Trudy] Adrian. 490 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:30,826 Adrian. 491 00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:36,581 Hey. 492 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:39,960 Hey yourself. 493 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:41,503 How did you sleep? 494 00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:42,671 Mm. 495 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:46,675 You know, I don't think she looks anything like me. 496 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,010 That's what I've been saying. 497 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,054 Are you attracted to her? 498 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,848 Of course not. 499 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,600 It's okay if you are. 500 00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:58,728 You're only human. 501 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,438 I'm not attracted to her. 502 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:01,898 Adrian Monk, 503 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:03,775 you're the world's greatest detective 504 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,652 and the world's worst liar. 505 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,530 Hello? 506 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:11,199 Are you there? 507 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,659 Adrian, if you're there… 508 00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,870 [Monica on answering machine] …pick up phone. 509 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,246 Monk, hello? 510 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,875 Where are you? 511 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,918 If you're there, please pick up. 512 00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:27,174 Hello? 513 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:28,842 [Monica] Oh, thank God. 514 00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:29,968 Monica? 515 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:31,094 Grayson is dead. 516 00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:32,262 He was in my garage. 517 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,763 I-I found him. 518 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:36,892 I didn't know who else to call. 519 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,435 It's okay-- It's okay. 520 00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:41,605 They've been questioning me for the last hour and a half. 521 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,483 Adrian, what's happening? 522 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:46,610 Who's doing this? 523 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:47,777 I don't know. 524 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,571 [Monica] They think I'm involved. 525 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,074 Do you need a lawyer? 526 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,159 I have a lawyer. 527 00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:56,411 What I need is a friend. 528 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,624 [people chattering] 529 00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:04,753 How'd that happen? 530 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,048 She must have called him from the station. 531 00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:10,467 [sighs] He's like a bad cold. 532 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,139 Ma'am, could you excuse us, please? 533 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,475 [Monk] It's okay. 534 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,393 Captain. 535 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,438 How's your friend? 536 00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:24,773 She's a little upset. 537 00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,775 Yeah, I'll bet she is. 538 00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:29,236 Well, that's it for Grayson. 539 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:30,779 He's no longer a suspect. 540 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,448 -But we're in the right neighborhood. -[Monk] Uh-huh. 541 00:25:33,531 --> 00:25:36,117 Somebody used his dog to lure him in here. 542 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,286 [Stottlemeyer] The murder weapon. 543 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,121 He was struck from behind. 544 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,249 -Any prints? -[Disher] Negative on shovel. 545 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,251 Negative on the dog collar too. 546 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,378 Probably wearing gloves. 547 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:47,754 Please don't touch that. 548 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:49,297 [Stottlemeyer] Any ideas, Monk? 549 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,966 'Cause I have a few. 550 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:52,842 Most of 'em involve your girlfriend. 551 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,262 -She's-- She's not. -She has means, motive. 552 00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:58,014 -Been feuding for years. -And threatening each other. 553 00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,808 Now he turns up dead in her garage. 554 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,268 He's dead, the lawyer's dead. 555 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,812 Lawyer's secretary's dead. Whole lot of dead people. 556 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,147 That light with the motion detectors-- 557 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,316 all smashed. 558 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,651 Yeah. 559 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:10,986 Probably with the shovel. 560 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,570 Our killer preferred the dark. 561 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,739 Why didn't he just turn it off? 562 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:15,991 Now, the killer 563 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:18,243 couldn't find the switch. 564 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:20,745 Why? Because he'd never been in the garage before. 565 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:24,165 Or she was hiding near the light. 566 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,834 It came on, she freaked out, 567 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,836 and she smashed it with the shovel. 568 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:29,129 That's possible, Monk. 569 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,755 Isn't that possible? 570 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,090 -It's possible. -Yes. 571 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,258 Here's the situation. 572 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:36,052 Your friend, Waters, is a suspect in three homicides. 573 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,304 Oh, no, no, no. 574 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:38,471 -Yes. Monk! -No, no. 575 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:40,056 You're not seeing this clearly. 576 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,600 You're too close. You've got a big blind spot. 577 00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:44,394 -I just don't-- -Adrian. 578 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:46,021 Listen to me. 579 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,814 She is not Trudy. 580 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:57,991 Ms. Waters, 581 00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,577 your garage is an active crime scene. 582 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,203 It's off limits, understood? 583 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:03,705 Yeah. 584 00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:06,458 You're not planning on leaving town, are you? 585 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,001 No. 586 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,169 Good. 587 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,380 [Monica] Adrian? What's going on? 588 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,923 Am I-- Am I a suspect? 589 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,925 They just-- They're just doing their job. 590 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,594 I can't believe this is happening. 591 00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:19,262 What if they're still out there? 592 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:21,473 What if I'm next? I can't stay here alone. 593 00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:23,767 What the hell am I supposed to do? 594 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:25,685 I could stay here. 595 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,354 Tonight. 596 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:29,856 You'd do that? 597 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,862 Can I have a sleepover? 598 00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:44,120 First aid kit and toothbrush. 599 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,872 Backup toothbrushes. 600 00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:48,208 Backup bristles for the backup toothbrushes. 601 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,627 I am not coming to get you, middle of the night. 602 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:51,920 You won't have to get me. 603 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,797 I'm not a child, Sharona. 604 00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:56,925 Can't find my PJ's. 605 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,345 Gently. 606 00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:11,648 Adrian. 607 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,608 I don't have a good feeling about her. 608 00:28:13,691 --> 00:28:15,402 Underwear. 609 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:17,404 Four pairs should be enough. 610 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:18,780 I think she's dangerous. 611 00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:20,240 I think you're jealous. 612 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:23,368 I am not jealous. 613 00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:25,120 I am scared. 614 00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,287 Three people are dead. 615 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,831 The only danger I'm in tonight 616 00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:29,624 is running out of talcum powder. 617 00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:31,501 Oh, talcum powder. 618 00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,711 [light dramatic theme playing] 619 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:49,144 [Monica] Hello. 620 00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:51,604 Hi. 621 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:55,734 I'm right down the hall, 622 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:57,277 and this is you. 623 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,486 Right down the hall. 624 00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,571 Wow. 625 00:28:59,654 --> 00:29:01,823 Wow, this is a great room. 626 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:02,907 Oh, this is Derek's. 627 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,784 This was Derek's study. 628 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,537 Moist towelettes, you didn't have to. 629 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,038 So you're all right then? 630 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,165 Are you kidding? 631 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:11,583 I may never leave. 632 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,334 I mean… 633 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,336 You know, um… 634 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:18,339 Uh, the couch folds out and there are clean sheets. 635 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,550 Oh, I brought my own. 636 00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:22,135 Adrian, I have sheets. 637 00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:23,845 Well, as long as I brought my own, 638 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,431 I might as well-- might as well use them. 639 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:28,057 It's no big deal. 640 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:31,060 Uh, the only thing I need is a pillowcase. 641 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,066 -Pillowcases. -That's a lot of pillowcases. 642 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:39,152 Yeah, Derek never used the same one twice. 643 00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:40,528 That must have been hard. 644 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,822 -Living with somebody like that. -Yes. 645 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,240 And no. 646 00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:50,413 I'll put them here for you. 647 00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:51,790 Well, dinner's about ready. 648 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:53,166 -Hope you're hungry. -Yeah. 649 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,794 I'll just, uh-- I'll be right with you. 650 00:29:56,878 --> 00:30:01,049 I just want to, uh… go and freshen up. 651 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,258 Okay. 652 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,064 Captain. 653 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:17,816 -Captain, look. -Give me a quarter. 654 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:19,484 Derek Waters, Monica's ex-husband. 655 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:21,528 Give me a quarter. 656 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:25,198 His credit cards were never canceled. 657 00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:27,242 Last thing he bought was on March 11th. 658 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,410 -And then he just disappeared. -March 11th. 659 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:31,538 When did she start building that garage? 660 00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:36,084 March 14th, same year. 661 00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:41,756 Son of a bitch, he's under the garage. 662 00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:43,716 Should we call Monk? 663 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,261 No, let him read about it in the paper. 664 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,221 -Maybe we should call him. -Why? 665 00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:50,139 I just talked to Sharona. He's there. 666 00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:53,560 He's where? 667 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,319 Monica? 668 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:05,738 Monica? 669 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,408 There you are. 670 00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:09,826 Oh, should we eat? 671 00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:12,161 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. Let's eat. 672 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:15,999 Adrian, you were in the bathroom for like two hours. 673 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,710 I don't think so. 674 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,462 It's 9:30. 675 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:23,923 I don't think so. 676 00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:26,259 I knocked on the door 677 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:27,510 like five times. 678 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,471 You did? 679 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:32,015 You kept saying just a minute. 680 00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:34,350 -I did? -Then you recited the lyrics 681 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:35,518 to "Duke of Earl". 682 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:37,312 Really? 683 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:39,981 I guess I'm a little nervous. 684 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:43,818 And then for like 20 minutes, you were gargling or something. 685 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,404 Sorry. 686 00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:49,282 Why don't I pour you a glass of wine? 687 00:31:49,365 --> 00:31:51,701 It's certainly had a chance to breathe. 688 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,121 [phone ringing] 689 00:31:58,791 --> 00:31:59,876 Hello? 690 00:31:59,959 --> 00:32:02,170 Monk, it's me. Get out of there. 691 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:04,464 -What? -Listen to me, she's a killer. 692 00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:07,300 You're in danger. Get out of the house. 693 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:15,850 What did you say? 694 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,685 [Stottlemeyer] She is a killer, Monk. 695 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,437 -Get out of there. -[whispers] Who is it? 696 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,647 Sharona. 697 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:22,023 She's standing right there? 698 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,942 Heh. That's right. 699 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:25,026 Listen to me. 700 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:27,236 Her husband disappeared two years ago. 701 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,656 Two days later, she started building the garage. 702 00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:32,492 Monk, she killed him, she buried him under the garage. 703 00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:33,952 Getting a court order tonight. 704 00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:35,453 We're gonna dig him up in the morning. 705 00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:36,996 Of course I'll be there. 706 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,873 I wouldn't miss it for the world. 707 00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:40,667 Just get out of there, okay? 708 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:41,709 [line clicks] 709 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,087 [Monk] Bye. 710 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:48,174 -[phone beeps off] -That was Sharona. 711 00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:50,426 Her son got the lead in the school play. 712 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,261 Oh, really? What play? 713 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:54,931 Gandhi. 714 00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:57,558 Gandhi-- is that a play? 715 00:32:57,642 --> 00:33:00,436 I think they added a few songs. 716 00:33:01,562 --> 00:33:03,064 -You wanna come? -Oh, I think 717 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,316 I'll be having a headache that night. 718 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:07,902 To new friends. 719 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:25,253 Well, I've been keeping dinner warm in the kitchen. 720 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,430 Are you all right? 721 00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:37,265 Oh, yes, perfect. 722 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:41,352 I love these dishes. 723 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:43,104 -They were my grandmother's. -Oh. 724 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:46,274 When I was four, she told me I could have them when she died. 725 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:47,942 [laughs] 726 00:33:48,025 --> 00:33:49,610 I said I can't wait. 727 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,404 [both laughing] 728 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,286 [Monica stops laughing, Adrian continues] 729 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,089 You're not eating. 730 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:12,425 I ate in the bathroom. 731 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:16,179 I had some mints. 732 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:17,430 Try my salad. 733 00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:18,890 I made the dressing myself. 734 00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:20,099 Okay. 735 00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:33,529 Mm. 736 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:34,947 Mm, mm. 737 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:36,032 Delicious. 738 00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,533 You didn't taste it. 739 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,786 Mm. Mm. Sure I did. 740 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:41,704 It's very good. 741 00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:44,373 No, you didn't. Open your mouth, let me see. 742 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:52,965 Okay. 743 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,009 I promise I won't be upset. 744 00:34:55,092 --> 00:34:56,928 Just tell me the truth. 745 00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:58,805 Are you trying to kill me? 746 00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:00,014 What? 747 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,474 It's okay if you are. 748 00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:03,392 I just need to know. 749 00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:07,396 Is this poisoned? 750 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,024 Do you think I could hurt you? 751 00:35:10,107 --> 00:35:11,818 He's under the garage, isn't he? 752 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,569 -Who is? -Your ex-husband. 753 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:16,072 -Buried under the garage. -How could you say that? 754 00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:17,865 Everybody's saying it. 755 00:35:22,745 --> 00:35:24,247 My husband… 756 00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:29,460 Derek… is a schizophrenic. 757 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:32,046 He had a complete breakdown two years ago. 758 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,965 He's in a private institution. 759 00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:35,925 Trying to keep it a secret. 760 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:37,593 He didn't want his family to know. 761 00:35:39,136 --> 00:35:40,721 Oh, my God. 762 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,517 He's in Zurich, isn't he? 763 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:47,728 At the Breinhoff Clinic? 764 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:49,355 How did you know that? 765 00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:50,648 Best hospital in the world 766 00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:52,108 for psychological disorders. 767 00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:54,902 I'd be there myself, but I don't fly. 768 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,487 -Oh. -And you have soap 769 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:58,990 from different hotels in Zurich. 770 00:35:59,073 --> 00:36:02,451 I assumed you liked to take ski vacations. 771 00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:03,870 [crash nearby] 772 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:10,960 [Monk] Who is it? 773 00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:12,044 Who's there? 774 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:15,756 I've got a gun. 775 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,050 [Stottlemeyer] No, you don't. 776 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:19,427 Monk. 777 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,511 [Monk] Captain. 778 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:21,846 Captain, listen. 779 00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:23,181 You don't want to do this. 780 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,391 -What is that, pepper spray? -Let me explain. 781 00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:27,101 Look, you don't want to do this. 782 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,604 -Hold him, Charlie. Hold him. -All right. 783 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,689 Ma'am, in the process of getting a warrant. 784 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:34,275 -Dig up your garage in the morning. -Why? 785 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:36,527 -You know why. -Captain, before another word, 786 00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,654 Derek is not buried under that garage. 787 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:40,448 He's in Zurich, in a private clinic. 788 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:41,991 He's been there for two years. 789 00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:43,576 In Zurich? 790 00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:45,912 Yes, I have a number if you want to verify it. 791 00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,246 In Zurich? 792 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:49,916 Really? 793 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:55,755 [scoffs] So where does that leave us? 794 00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:57,673 We're back at square one. 795 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:06,182 Thank you, thank you 796 00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:07,516 very much. 797 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,853 Welcome to square one. 798 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,104 What are we doing here? 799 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:14,607 I know you told me, but I didn't listen. 800 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,025 Okay, one more time. 801 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:17,693 The burnt file. 802 00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:18,903 What? 803 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:21,739 -Grayson's file, the burnt file-- -Oh, mm-hmm. 804 00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:24,867 Oh, God-- had nothing to do with anything. 805 00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:27,078 Absolutely nothing. 806 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:29,622 It was a decoy. 807 00:37:29,705 --> 00:37:30,748 A decoy? 808 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:31,916 The real answer-- 809 00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:35,252 is in one of these other files. 810 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:37,505 Oh, you have to be joking. 811 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,090 If joking, it would certainly be 812 00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:40,508 a lot funnier than this. 813 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,301 [sighs] 814 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:48,557 Oh, Adrian, we can't read all of this. 815 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:49,725 Look at this. 816 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:51,727 [Sharona] Oh. 817 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,104 This is gonna take forever. 818 00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:54,188 Better get started. 819 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,314 Is it-- Uh. 820 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:58,359 We have to think of something else. This is ridiculous. 821 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,111 Wait. 822 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:02,655 -What? -Wait a minute. 823 00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:23,592 Thomas Caterskill. 824 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,177 Who's that? 825 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:26,887 That's our guy. 826 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:34,395 To my beloved grandchildren, I leave $2.4 million 827 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:35,813 to be divided between you. 828 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,481 And the balance of my estate, 829 00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:40,276 totaling more than $97 million, 830 00:38:40,359 --> 00:38:43,362 I leave to my alma mater, Westmore University. 831 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,613 [several people gasping] 832 00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:46,032 Excuse me? 833 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,367 [lawyer] My alma mater, Westmore University. 834 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,702 No, no, no, wait a minute. 835 00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:51,662 This is a joke, there's something wrong. 836 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:53,831 Now, son, I know it's a bit unorthodox. 837 00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:55,958 No, it's wrong. 838 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,044 This is not the right will. 839 00:38:58,127 --> 00:38:59,545 He left everything to me. 840 00:38:59,628 --> 00:39:01,339 [Monk] How do you know that, Todd? 841 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,801 I know you. 842 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,720 You were at the memorial service. 843 00:39:07,803 --> 00:39:10,723 This is your uncle's will. 844 00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:13,684 Actually, it's a forgery of your uncle's will. 845 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:16,479 But this is what you expected to hear today, isn't it? 846 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:21,067 I don't know what you're talking about. 847 00:39:22,109 --> 00:39:24,153 It's dated October 4th, kid. 848 00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:25,696 You screwed up. 849 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,740 Notary public who was to have signed this 850 00:39:27,823 --> 00:39:30,409 was on a cruise in the Caribbean on October 4th. 851 00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,912 [Monk] We were in the file room yesterday. 852 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:38,542 You see the little tabs at the top. 853 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:40,961 Some on the left, some right, some in the middle. 854 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,755 Mr. Pratt had a system. 855 00:39:42,838 --> 00:39:45,341 When he put files away, he alternated them. 856 00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:47,343 Left, right, middle. 857 00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:48,803 So they'd be easier to read, 858 00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:50,721 and they were all arranged like that. 859 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:51,972 Except… 860 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,432 for this one. 861 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:57,269 It was a middle, and it was right behind another middle. 862 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:59,772 We all assumed that the killer broke in here 863 00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:01,982 to burn a file or to steal a file, 864 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,401 but we were wrong. 865 00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:07,530 The killer broke in to add a file. 866 00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:09,865 [laughs] 867 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:11,617 [Monk] Here's what happened. 868 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,953 Your uncle was dying. 869 00:40:14,036 --> 00:40:16,163 And you knew you'd been cut out of the will. 870 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,666 So you wrote up a phony will 871 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:21,335 where you inherited everything. 872 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,462 And of course you had to kill Lou Pratt, 873 00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:24,839 your uncle's attorney, 874 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:27,299 and he would have spotted the forgery. 875 00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:30,052 And after you killed him and his assistant, 876 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:31,762 you put the phony will in the file. 877 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:33,389 But you couldn't just stop there. 878 00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:37,435 The cops would have wondered, "Why was Lou Pratt murdered?" 879 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,229 And they would have gone through every one of this files, 880 00:40:40,312 --> 00:40:43,232 and eventually, they would have found your phony will. 881 00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:45,693 So you had to send them down the wrong road, 882 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,486 and any wrong road would do. 883 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:51,407 You picked a file at random, and you burned it. 884 00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:53,117 And it worked. 885 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,953 Everybody was concentrating on Grayson and Monica Waters 886 00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:57,371 and the disputed garage. 887 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,790 But when you overheard me at the funeral, 888 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,333 you got scared. 889 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:04,128 'Cause you knew I was having doubts about Grayson. 890 00:41:04,211 --> 00:41:06,380 So you killed him to push us 891 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:09,175 even further down that wrong road. 892 00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:13,471 [gasps] 893 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:14,555 [dog barking] 894 00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:16,307 Dog! 895 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:21,437 I failed to mention we brought Mr. Grayson's dog with us. 896 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,023 Looks like he remembers you. 897 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:39,955 It's okay. 898 00:41:40,789 --> 00:41:42,041 [Stottlemeyer] Hey, Monk. 899 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:47,671 I'm sorry. 900 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:50,382 You don't have to say that. 901 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:51,675 Yes, I do. 902 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,552 The commissioner is making me. 903 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:56,805 [Monica] Adrian? 904 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,397 Is it really over? 905 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,108 I knew you could do it. 906 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:09,568 -Monica-- -Listen-- 907 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:11,111 -I just wanted-- -I, I-- 908 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,155 I don't, I just have to-- 909 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,449 Go ahead, you-- I'm sorry, you go. 910 00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:18,661 I just wanted to say… 911 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,830 that you're an extraordinary man. 912 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,876 I had just about given up. 913 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,504 But spending time with you reminded me 914 00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:31,799 of how things were with Derek and I, 915 00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:34,927 how I want us to be again. 916 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:37,096 I'm flying off 917 00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:38,597 to Zurich this week. 918 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:42,643 But I won't be coming home until he's better. 919 00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:45,354 He's a lucky man. 920 00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:49,400 Brace yourself, Monk. 921 00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:52,361 I'm gonna kiss you goodbye. 922 00:42:58,075 --> 00:42:59,285 [kisses] 923 00:43:26,478 --> 00:43:30,190 [theme song playing]